turning cursive letters into knives

sick day yesterday! when i called out, i was told that if i didn’t go to the doctor i’d be fired. so i went to the doctor. after i spent two hours reading at grindcore house. turns out the reason i’ve been having an on-and-off hacking cough for four months is because the asthma i had when i was a wee babe has come back with a vengeance. cool! now i have not just one, but TWO fun inhalers. second inhaler not pictured.

celebrated my doctor’s appointment with a shamrock shake and later went to the P.O.P.E. where things got pretty silly. portlandia quotes. covert inhaler use. i accidentally sent phil a pocket dialed voice text while in the bathroom. awkward figure skating poses?pretending to pee in the trashcan outside (oh god). i may or may not have almost been strangled. phil surprised lauren and i with hash browns and a cruller before we left because he is da best. went home and slept like a rock. today i need a million and one naps, and some better judgement.